Hoping for a great day of sailing on my brother Terry's sailboat, we motored out from the mooring area. After searching hours for a breeze, I noticed Terry intently looking shoreward.
"I have good news and I have bad news," he announced. "The good news is we're sailing faster now than we have all day. The bad news is we're going backward due to the tide and current."
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