Things were going so well between my new boyfriend and me, we decided to drive out to the country so I could meet his family. I'd heard that his sister and mother were a formidable duo, but during a stroll around their farm, we were getting along great. Then my boyfriend and his father walked ahead, leaving us women behind.
Nervous about the animals in the field that we were crossing, I cried out, "Darling, you aren't going to leave me alone with these scary cows, are you?"
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