Funny Jokes

A blonde was driving down a street under the scorching sun. She had an important meeting and when she reached the building where the meeting was going to be held, she discovered that there was no vacant space to park her car.
Desperate and confused, she looked up and said, "God, take pity on me and find me a parking place. If you do so, I will visit the church daily, donate half of my this month's salary and give up alcohol for the rest of my life."
Miraculously, an empty parking place appeared out of nowhere in front of the blonde. The blonde pleased by the discovery, looked up and said, "Nevermind, I found one myself!"