Bonny a colleague of mine, told me about her weekend spent babysitting her grandkids. Her grandson Logan wanted desperately to show her how well he dived off the "big" diving board at the pool. So she watched as he courageously climbed up the ladder, got into position and jumped off, only to do a lopsided bellyflop. She cringed and went to console him. "That sure looked like it hurt!" she told him. "Are you okay?"
"Grandma," he replied, "it hurt so bad that I think it broke a bone in my heart!"
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