Funny Jokes

A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man an injection. 'No way! no needles for me! I hate needles!' the patient said.
The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man objects. 'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having a gas mask on is suffocating me!'
The Dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. 'No objection.' the patient says 'I'm fine with pills.'
The Dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.'
The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer?'
'It doesn't,' said the Dentist, 'but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth.'