As a restaurant owner, I hired a pianist and a harpist to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered that the pianist had walked away with some of my valuables. I notified police, who arrested her.
Desperate for another pianist, I called a friend who knew some musicians. "What happened to the pianist you had?" he asked me.
"I had her arrested," I replied. We said good-bye and hung up.
A few minutes later my friend called back and asked, "How badly did she play?"
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