Funny Jokes
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My grandparents, who are real do-it-your-selfers, were sprucing up their basement. They picked out bright purple carpeting and then spread it over our lawn in order to measure and cut it. The neighbors watched curiously. After a while, the teenage daughter of one neighbor spoke up. "Our family has taken a vote," she said. "I've been elected to tell you that if we have any voice in this, we would prefer you leave your lawn the color it is."