Funny Jokes
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A king's jester one day found his majesty bent over the washbowl, engaged in his morning ablutions. In a spirit of fun the jester gave the king a resounding slap on the most exposed part of his sacred person. Deeply enraged, his majesty ordered the instant execution of the audacious joker, but finally consented to pardon him, if he should make an apology more outrageous than the original insult. The condemned humorist thought a moment, and offered his apology: "Your Majesty will forgive me; I did not know it was you. I thought it was the Queen."