Funny Jokes

After being introduced to the other dinner guests as "the couple with six children and twins on the way," my husband and I became the focus of attention.
"How do you do it?" one guest asked.
"Oh, you should see her home," one neighbor exclaimed. "She's so organized, and her house is immaculate."
Everyone seemed impressed, until my husband, who was coming down with a cold, reached into his pocket and proceeded to sneeze into a pair of one of our sons' neatly folded plaid boxers.