A drunk staggered out of a bar, swaying and stumbling all over the place, barely able to put one foot in front of the other. He eventually managed to reach his car, but just as he was about to try and open the door, a police officer tapped him on the shoulder and said: "I hope you're not thinking of driving tonight, sir?"
"Of course I am," replied the drunk. "I'm in no fit state to walk!"
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