The first time I met my wife, she was an intense aerobics instructor at my health club and I was an out-of-shape new member. After one grueling workout, I gasped, "This is really helping me get toned." She looked me up and down. Feeling self- conscious, I added, "Big men run in my family."
She raised an eyebrow. "Apparently not enough."
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