Funny Jokes

It began as an innocent game with my toddler son, Alan. I'd get in the fighter's stance and start shadowboxing. Jabbing with both fists, I'd say, "One-two, one-two," and he would imitate me over and over. I never thought about the consequences of this little exercise until my wife took our son to a birthday party. When the boy's mother was handing out noisemakers she leaned over to Alan and asked, "Would you like one too?" It took my wife a while to explain her way out of what happened next.