Funny Jokes
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Our neighbor loaned my husband his old chain saw to trim some tree branches. Unfortunately, the engine burned out while my husband was using it. Not wanting to return a broken piece of equipment, he bought a new saw to replace it. When I offered it to our neighbor, he thanked me but said, "Keep it. I'll borrow it when I need it." I was turning away when his eyes lit up. "Hey," he asked, "want to borrow my truck?"