My aunt's young family with two boys ages 3 and 4, had attended church one spring morning. As they left the church the pastor said, "Well, look at you boys, all bright eyed & bushy tailed!"
Joe the older boy loudly announced, "We don't got tails; we've got Dinkys!"
My aunt was mortified.
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