A high-powered executive was speeding down the street, talking on his cellphone. The police soon pulled him over. The executive completed his call and looked up at the officer. "Yes?" he said.
"I bet you don't even know why I stopped you, " the officer replied.
Said the executive, "You want to use my phone?"
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