Funny Jokes
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A business man and his secretary, overcome with passion, go to his house for what is commonly known as a nooner. 'Don't worry, my wife is out of town on a business trip, there's no need to worry.' he says to her. One thing leads to another, and the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, 'We have to stop, I forgot to bring birth control!' 'No problem,' her lover replies. 'I'll get my wife's diaphragm.' After several minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. 'That bitch!' he exclaims. 'She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!'