Funny Jokes

A man and the wife were shown into the dentist's office, where the man made it clear that he didn't want to spend a lot of money.
"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
The man turned to his wife... "Show him your tooth, honey!"