There were four men, one from China, Greenland, America and one from Australia. One night they were bragging on how good their country are. The Chinese said, "My country is the best cause we have the great wall."
The Greenlander said, "No, mine is the best as we have the greenest greenest grass."
The American said, "No, mine is the best as we have on our flag 50 stars and 50 stripes."
The Australian said, "No, mine is the greatest country as we have the kangaroo which will jump over the great wall, shit on the greenest greenest grass and wipe its ass on the American flag."
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