A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages
"An' whut animal would that be?" he asked the keeper.
"Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply.
"A moose!!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over there!"
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