The morning after a terrible snowstorm, I spotted my neighbor Janet shoveling her driveway. I waved hello and asked why her husband wasn't out helping her. She explained that one of them had to stay inside and look after their two small children. They had flipped a coin to determine who would be the one to go out and shovel.
"Sorry to hear of your bad luck," I said.
"Don't be," she replied quickly. "I won!"
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