Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.
'I've lost five cents,' sobbed Johnny.
'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly.' Here's five more for you,'
At this Johnny howled louder than ever.
'Now what is it?' asked his dad.
'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten cents!'
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