Funny Jokes

A blonde was severely in bankruptcy. She needed quick cash. So, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local school at break time, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
On the kidnapping note, she wrote, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $100,000 in a paper bag and leave it near the school building. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The day passed and she went to the school building, where she had asked for money delivery. A paper bag was lying there, on the ground.
The blonde looked in the bag and found the $100,000, with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"