Fantastic Definitions:
SCHOOL: A place where dad pays & son plays.
LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
MARRIAGE: An agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree & a women gains her masters.
DICTIONARY: A place where success comes before work.
SMILE: A curve that sets lots of things straight.
DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills & kills you by bills
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