Funny Jokes

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework .. you're a pansy.
If you work too hard there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay.. this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet it's male indifference.
If you cry you're a wimp.
If you don't you're insensitive.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear you're a pervert. If you don't you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape you're sexist. If you don't you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape you're vain.
If you don't you're a slob.
If she has a headache she's tired.
If you have a headache you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often you're oversexed.
If you don't there must be someone else.
Bottom Line Men die first because they want to