Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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One morning, my eight-year old daughter, five-year old son and I were having a disagreement about what they could have for breakfast. They wanted something sweet, but I informed them that their mother wouldn't be very happy with me if I allowed that. My daughter exclaimed that my wife would have no problem whatsoever if they ate sweets for breakfast. I disagreed, stating that I had known their mother a lot longer than they had. "No," my daughter replied. "You've known Mom only since high school. We've known her our whole lives!"

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