Funny Jokes

A dacoit robs a house. He collects all the ornaments and money at one place and removing a big knife in front of the Master of the house he asks,
" Come on.. tell me where there is more money and ornaments ... otherwise I will cut your ears with this knife"
The Master of the house , '' Please... for God's sake don't cut my ears... otherwise I will be blind"
" Blind?" The robber said in astonishment, " After cutting your ears, at the most you will not be able to hear... but how you would be blind?''
" Sir... If you cut my ears... How would I wear my spectacles?" The Master of the house said.