Funny Jokes

One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop.
J(ohnny): I want a pistol
S(alesman): Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols)
J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this,
S: A .44 Magnum? And for what purpose?
J: For shooting cans.
S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans this is the best one.
J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one.
S: And what cans will you shoot at?
J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...