A vicar, notorious for his lengthy sermons, watched as a man got up and left halfway through his message. The same man returned just before the finish. Afterwards the vicar asked him where he had gone.
"I went to get a haircut," said the man.
"Why didn't you do that before the service?" asked the vicar.
"I didn't need one then!"
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