Funny Jokes
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An Englishman was flying to Australia when the stewardess tonged him two hot towels, which proved upon application to be cold. So he told her...not in complaint, but simply because he thought she might want to warm them up some more. The stewardess turned to him and, smiling sweetly, with only the tiniest trace of sarcasm, said, "Well, why don't you sit on them a bit? That should warm them up."