I was taking a nursing history on a new elderly male patient. When I got to the lungs/breathing section, I asked, "Do you ever get short of breath?" With a devilish twinkle in his eye he replied, "Only during sex." With a straight face, I looked at him and replied, "So that's a no'?'"
"Touche" he responded.
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