While traveling by train in New York one day, Tribune founder Horace Greeley happened to notice a fellow passenger reading the Sun. Greeley, curious about the appeal of the rival paper, casually asked the man why he didn't read the Tribune. "It's a much more informative paper than the Sun," Greeley said.
"I take the Tribune too," the man replied. "I use it to wipe my a** with."
"Keep it up," Greeley declared, "and eventually you'll have more brains in your a** than you have in your head."
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