THE THINGS KIDS SAY!
My son was seven when his friends told him about Santa. He came home and blurted out, "Mom and Dad, I'm so mad at you! Once I grew up, got married, had kids and tucked them into bed on Christmas Eve, we'd have been waiting and waiting for Santa. And the kids wouldn't have had any gifts to open in the morning--all because you didn't tell me!"
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