Bumping into an old girlfriend, Marvin invited her for coffee and told her that he'd given up accounting to take up writing.
"That's terrific!" she said, "I really admire a person who follows their dream. Tell me, have you sold anything?"
"Sure have," he replied. "My house, my car, all my stocks, and bonds...."
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