Funny Jokes

I was addressing some mail when I noticed that my card file of frequently used addresses was missing. Thinking it must have fallen from my typing table into the wastebasket, I called the office janitor. 'I've lost my Rolodex,' I told him. 'It may have been picked up with the trash. Is there any way you could find it?' He said he would conduct a search. When the janitor informed me he had searched every trash container for my Rolodex, with no luck, I thanked him for his trouble. As I left work that evening, the janitor met me at the door. 'Good night,' he said smiling apologetically. 'Sorry I couldn't find your watch.'