As soon as Mrs. Smith arrived in Heaven she sought her husband, who had died several years before.
"Excuse me," she said, approaching St. Peter, "but I'm looking for my husband. I wonder if you can help me."
"What was his name?" St. Peter inquired.
"Harry...Harry Smith."
St. Peter stroked his chin. "There are many here who have that name. What else can you tell me about him?"
Blurting out the first thing that came to mind, she said, "Well, the last thing he said before he died was that if I were ever unfaithful to him, he would turn in his grave."
"Ah!" said St. Peter. "you're looking for Pinwheel Harry!"
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