Funny Jokes

I'm a young guy who hates to cook. She's a beautiful waitress who serves food. Of course I was in love. But even though I frequently ordered out from her restaurant, I figured she didn't even know I existed. Then one day, after placing an order, I asked if she needed my name.
"Nah," she said. "I remember you from before."
Well, now I was on cloud nine. But I quickly fell back to Earth when I got my food, inside the bag was the sales slip. On it, she had written, "Cheeseburger, Med. Well-Fries-Lg. Coke- for nerdy guy with bad haircut."