When my brother joined the Marine Corps, his cousin was already an Army officer. The two were home on leave at the same time, and had a wonderful time exchanging stories. But after hearing one Marine joke too many, Alex finally chastised his cousin with: "Man, haven't you learned what ARMY stands for?"
"No, what?"
"Ain't Ready for Marines Yet."
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