Julia was downcast as she told her secret to her father. She was pregnant by Mr. Williams, the bank president. Her father flew out of the house, ran to the bank, and accosted Mr. Williams. "You animal! Beast! No good son of a--- Mr . Williams interrupted him. "Sir, what is this all about?"
"My daughter Julia is carrying your child."
"There's no need to panic. I'm honorable. If she has a daughter, I'll settle three hundred thousand dollars on the baby. A son will get four hundred thousand."
Julia's father asked, "What if she loses the baby? Can she have another chance?"
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