A fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?"
The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?"
"We'll you see," says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!"
Funny Jokes
Rate: 5,79. To vote, download our Funny Jokes app for your Android device.