Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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I'm a traveling salesman and the lenghthy trips I make can be very lonely. When my five-year-old daughter, Jenny gave me a little stuffed penguin with a hand-painted sign that said, "I love my Dad!" I started carrying it everywhere. Through the years, that penguin traveled hundreds of thousands of miles. Once, at JFK airport in New York, a customs inspector pulled it out of my suitcase and summed up its meaning: "That's about the most valuable thing I've seen in all my years on the job," he said. "Thank God we don't charge tax on love."

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