Funny Jokes
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Frequently complimented on what a pretty girl she was, my five- year-old daughter, Maria, had become fairly used to relatives' and friends' comments. One evening my friend Eleanor came to visit just as Maria was being tucked into bed, so she came to say good night. "My!" Eleanor said, "you have really long eyelashes!" "Yes, Eleanor," said Maria. "They should be long. I've been growing them for five years," she paused, "and I never cut them once."