Funny Jokes
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As Sarah's extended family of twelve gathered around the big table for a holiday feast, her husband Don raised a glass of wine and said, "I'd like to make a toast, everyone," All the guests but Sarah's six-year-old daughter Paige raised their glasses. Paige announced, "I want some turkey, not toast, please."