At dinnertime, our three-year-old daughter, Danika, was refusing to eat her carrots. She looked at her daddy strangely when he told her that carrots make you see better in the dark. Danika picked up a carrot and started to press it.
"No, they don't," she said. "That's what a flashlight is for. See, this doesn't light up."
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