Funny Jokes

Finished with canvassing all the stores in a town, a traveling salesman checked out of a hotel. On the way to the airport, he realized he'd left his hairbrush behind. He returned to the room, but it had just been given to a honeymoon couple. As he was about to knock, he heard, from inside, a nervous bridal voice say, "And whose pretty nosey-wosey is that?
The groom said, "Yours, dear."
"And whose big wide shouldy-woudies are those?"
"Yours, dear."
"And whose chesty-westy is it?"
"Yours dear,"
Unable to wait any longer, the salesman yelled through the door, "When you get to the crushy-brushy, that's mine!"