Ive seen more interesting faces on clocks.
"Whatever is eating you must be suffering from indigestion."
"The last time I saw a mouth like yours, it had a fishhook in it."
"I heard about your wit." "Oh, it's nothing." "Yes, that's what I heard."
"You have a very striking face. It should be struck more often."
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