Funny Jokes

Mark and Angela go on their honeymoon; and Mark spends hours of the honeymoon night eating Angela's pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. During their meal Mark suddenly freaks out screaming 'Waiter! Waiter! Come over here!' The waiter promptly runs over to the table and asks, 'Can I help you, sir?' Mark yells, 'There's a hair in my spaghetti! Get it the fuck out of here!' The waiter apologizes profusely as he quickly takes the spaghetti away. Angela looks over at Mark, shaking her head, and whispers 'What a hypocrite you are. You spent most of last night with your face full of hair!' Mark says, 'Yeah? Well, how long do you think I'd have stayed if I found a piece of spaghetti in there?'