I had just conducted a wedding rehearsal when the groom asked me to be sure to include "obey in the vows." I said that I was more often asked to leave it out but that if he wanted it, I would include it.
"Oh, it's not for me," he said. "My fiancée wants it in, and I always do what she tells me."
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