Funny Jokes

Ways to Handle Stress

Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
Use your mastercard to pay your visa.
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.
Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
Forget the diet and send yourself a candygram.
Make a list of things that you've already done.
Dance naked in front of your pets.
Put your toddlers clothes on backwards and send them off to preschool as if nothing was wrong.