While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my new license plate, I heard the clerk shout out, "E I E I O."
"Here," the woman standing next to me answered. Curious, I asked if she was married to a farmer, or maybe taught preschool.
"Neither," she replied. "My name is McDonald."
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