My youngest child was thrilled when her turn came to enter kindergarten. To make sure we had plenty of time to eat breakfast and get ready on the first day, I woke everybody up early, so early that it was still dark. I was getting dressed when my little daughter came into my room looking troubled. "What's wrong? I asked, mustering as much cheerfulness as I could at that hour. "This is your big day!"
She blurted, "You didn't tell me I was going to night school."
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